To my few and random followers out there, I apologize for the extended hiatus. As you are fully aware, the Holidays are upon us, the turkey is dead, and Christmas madness is in full swing. I wish I could be in the states right now to see the chaotic raging disorder at shopping centers everywhere. It’s the closest thing to a real zombie apocalypse. Hundreds of thousands of people drudging out of bed at 4am, aggressive, with one goal in mind. P.S. -To the mobility scooter army out there looking for me, "Not gunna find me this year!" Had a few drinks with my brother and went to a shopping center at 4am last year; got hit by three people……. two of those people were in mobility scooters. Thus the conspiracy blossomed.
In the spirit of the season, heading into a gladiatorial battle to get the last $5 iPhone is a rush. Getting hit in the face by a soccer mom is priceless but what if you didn’t feel like it, or you just got finished paying off the medical bills you sustained from last year. I got one word for you…….. INTERNET. There have never been more opportunities to get some great things at great prices. For once I’m telling you keep your keys on the table; get some whiskey, get a nice chair, and get a good internet connection. We are about to follow the "white rabbit". (If you didn't get that you probably didn't get my Yoda jokes either).
Eventually We All Eat the Yellow Snow...
So we find ourselves in the middle of another Christmas Season, and the time for you to put up or shut up has arrived. Long gone are the days of being a college student with a part time job at the library and a half filled bottle of whiskey in my hand. I have to arrange gifts and get em out. Luckily, I have a sweet wife who helps me navigate through this (she is actually the size of an elf). For those of you without an "elf" or if you are preparing to run all over the place in your wheeled sleigh I have a drastic solution for you.The most efficient and effective way to get the things you need for a great price is online. You will not be putting miles on the car, wasting fuel, energy, and time moving from store to store. Many sites feature a load of different offers to include traditional sales, buy one get ones, gift cards, bonuses, special memberships and even admission tickets and events. The following sites are the best I have found for anything and everything tactical for those of you who would prefer trekking through the snow filled landscape.
The Best Tactical Sites Around
A Final Word About the Spirit of Christmas
Remember, at the end of the day, we all need to keep Christmas in perspective. This Santa did not do that. He climbed atop the roof of a local 711 gas station in my area and put a gun to his head. He had a standoff with police and shot himself. If you find yourself somewhere in between this guy and Will Farrell's Elf you should be golden. The holidays are a time when we don't need to shoot ourselves, that's why we have family. We can enjoy a wonderful holiday meal and it only happens once a year. Take the time to savor these moments people. Be ready, plan ahead, and shop online for your Christmas gifts. The last thing you want is to run into the grintch with a bottle of whiskey and a handgun. Happy Holidays, Cheers, and Great Travels!